Tuesday, October 7, 2008

10 Things That Make More Sense Than Lectures

10. A foreign movie without subtitles, you can read the expressions at least.




52% Consternation
13% Contumely
35% Trauma




9. People spending too much time on social networking websites.




8. Certain Bollywood movies.


7. A banana guard.


Because when it comes to lunch, you can never be too careful.



6. Einstein's theory of relativity.


5. Positive thinking.


A vicious circle???



4. A law in Italy which makes it illegal for men to wear skirts.


3. A portable food cooler.




2. Abstract art.

Visual sensation > depiction of objects


1. No comments.


Infidelity, polygamy, centenarians, sprawling family trees, verbigeration, blink-and-you-miss actor switches, metempsychosis, negative time dilation, philandering, Matrix-esque special effects and good-old-fashioned farce: brought to you one generation at a time.

7 comments:

Shantanu said...

Why do you think abstract art doesn't make sense?

Saketh~ said...

dude like ashish like didnt say that it doesnt make sense ya, all he said was that, like, it makes more sense than lectures. peace, ya!

P.S. backstreet boys rock.

Saketh~ said...

Hacker - wont happen next time

Saketh~ said...

Myself, Hacker - wont happen next time

Saketh~ said...

Oops, i sent it again..
I played with your blog,
got lost in the web

O baby baby

Myself hacker - wont happen next time

Siddhartha Gorantla said...

Nice
Banana Guard lol :)
Could we moderate this hacker guy?

Ashish said...

@sid
We should definitely moderate his English :P